Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides


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Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
Director: Rob Marshall
Starring: Johnny Depp, Penelope Cruz, Geoffrey Rush

First the good news about Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. The fourth instalment of the impossibly profitable Johnny Depp franchise - US$2.7 billion (Dh9.9bn) at the box office and counting - features a genuinely beguiling subplot about a righteous yet swoonsomely handsome missionary from 18th-century England called Philip (Sam Claflin) who falls deeply in love with a mysterious mermaid from somewhere below the south Atlantic called Syrena (Astrid Berges-Frisbey). However, standing in the way of their true love's dream are several crucial dramatic impediments. First is Philip's evil overlord, the pirate captain Blackbeard (Ian McShane – chewing every line), who harbours a devious plan to capture Syrena and use her magic tears as part of a ceremony that will ignite the powers of the legendary fountain of youth.

The second impediment is the fact that Philip is a man of the cloth. And finally, there's the not entirely irrelevant fact that Syrena is of a different species to Philip. Stick these all together and you get a storyline that's bursting with genuine, dramatic conflict and palpable emotional tension, and one that brings the screen to life every time it's given the right breathing space (which isn't very often).

The rest of the movie, unfortunately, is business as usual for a scattershot series that had clearly run out of original story ideas by the time it hit the achingly overlong 140th minute of the very first screen adventure. Which means that, in this instalment, Johnny Depp once again steps on to the screen, mugging and grinning, as Captain Jack Sparrow, everyone's favourite cockney pirate, complete with signature kohl eyes, thick, red headscarf and hit'n'miss Tommy Cooper delivery. Sparrow begins the movie by boldly escaping from a packed London courthouse, then by boldly escaping from the king's guards, and then by boldly escaping from a lethal sword fight in an east end pub, thanks to the assistance of a former paramour called Angelica (Penelope Cruz) – and all this before the plot has even begun? It's the sort of brash yet wearisome narrative padding that has become emblematic of the franchise.

When the plot eventually arrives, it pitches Depp on to the boat of the dread pirate Blackbeard, and into the heart of the latter's mission to locate the fountain of youth. Hot on his heels, naturally, is the equally determined Captain Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush, a veteran of two previous Pirates movies), followed by the entire Spanish navy. And to complicate matters further, there is Sparrow's increasingly passionate feelings for Angelica to contend with (although in this case, and considering that his actual chemistry with Cruz is about as sparky as a limp lettuce leaf, we'll have to take his word for it). The film, through the director Rob Marshall (Chicago), does snag some bonus points for turning its back on the gaudy CGI-overkill that defined the past two instalments - here, the visual effects are positively lo-fi, and include some pleasingly simple sequences, including Depp ascending through a waft of dry ice and into the fountain itself. But mostly the film is a disappointment. Except for the subplot, that is.

For screening information, visit www.grandcinemas.com, www.cineroyal.ae, www.cinestarcinemas.com, www.reelcinemas.ae

LILO & STITCH

Starring: Sydney Elizebeth Agudong, Maia Kealoha, Chris Sanders

Director: Dean Fleischer Camp

Rating: 4.5/5

Sole survivors
  • Cecelia Crocker was on board Northwest Airlines Flight 255 in 1987 when it crashed in Detroit, killing 154 people, including her parents and brother. The plane had hit a light pole on take off
  • George Lamson Jr, from Minnesota, was on a Galaxy Airlines flight that crashed in Reno in 1985, killing 68 people. His entire seat was launched out of the plane
  • Bahia Bakari, then 12, survived when a Yemenia Airways flight crashed near the Comoros in 2009, killing 152. She was found clinging to wreckage after floating in the ocean for 13 hours.
  • Jim Polehinke was the co-pilot and sole survivor of a 2006 Comair flight that crashed in Lexington, Kentucky, killing 49.

Director: Paul Weitz
Stars: Kevin Hart
3/5 stars

The bio

Academics: Phd in strategic management in University of Wales

Number one caps: His best-seller caps are in shades of grey, blue, black and yellow

Reading: Is immersed in books on colours to understand more about the usage of different shades

Sport: Started playing polo two years ago. Helps him relax, plus he enjoys the speed and focus

Cars: Loves exotic cars and currently drives a Bentley Bentayga

Holiday: Favourite travel destinations are London and St Tropez

From Zero

Artist: Linkin Park

Label: Warner Records

Number of tracks: 11

Rating: 4/5

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Engine: 5.7-litre Hemi V8
Transmission: Eight-speed automatic
Power: 395hp @ 5,600rpm
Torque: 552Nm
Fuel economy, combined: 12.5L / 100km

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The specs

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Power: 70bhp

Torque: 66Nm

Transmission: four-speed manual

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Make Smart Cool is not your usual festival. Dubbed “edutainment” by organisers Najahi Events, Make Smart Cool aims to inspire its youthful target audience through a mix of interactive presentation by social media influencers and a concert finale featuring Example with DJ Wire. Here are some of the speakers sharing their inspiration and experiences on the night.
Prince Ea
With his social media videos accumulating more half a billion views, the American motivational speaker is hot on the college circuit in the US, with talks that focus on the many ways to generate passion and motivation when it comes to learning.
Khalid Al Ameri
The Emirati columnist and presenter is much loved by local youth, with writings and presentations about education, entrepreneurship and family balance. His lectures on career and personal development are sought after by the education and business sector.
Ben Ouattara
Born to an Ivorian father and German mother, the Dubai-based fitness instructor and motivational speaker is all about conquering fears and insecurities. His talk focuses on the need to gain emotional and physical fitness when facing life’s challenges. As well managing his film production company, Ouattara is one of the official ambassadors of Dubai Expo2020.

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Price, base / as tested Dh1,100,000 (est)

Engine 5.2-litre V10

Gearbox seven-speed dual clutch

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Torque 600Nm @ 6,500rpm

Fuel economy, combined 15.7L / 100km (est) 

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• There are six libraries in Abu Dhabi emirate run by the Department of Culture and Tourism, including one in Al Ain and Al Dhafra.

• Libraries are free to visit and visitors can consult books, use online resources and study there. Most are open from 8am to 8pm on weekdays, closed on Fridays and have variable hours on Saturdays, except for Qasr Al Watan which is open from 10am to 8pm every day.

• In order to borrow books, visitors must join the service by providing a passport photograph, Emirates ID and a refundable deposit of Dh400. Members can borrow five books for three weeks, all of which are renewable up to two times online.

• If users do not wish to pay the fee, they can still use the library’s electronic resources for free by simply registering on the website. Once registered, a username and password is provided, allowing remote access.

• For more information visit the library network's website.

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What are NFTs?

Are non-fungible tokens a currency, asset, or a licensing instrument? Arnab Das, global market strategist EMEA at Invesco, says they are mix of all of three.

You can buy, hold and use NFTs just like US dollars and Bitcoins. “They can appreciate in value and even produce cash flows.”

However, while money is fungible, NFTs are not. “One Bitcoin, dollar, euro or dirham is largely indistinguishable from the next. Nothing ties a dollar bill to a particular owner, for example. Nor does it tie you to to any goods, services or assets you bought with that currency. In contrast, NFTs confer specific ownership,” Mr Das says.

This makes NFTs closer to a piece of intellectual property such as a work of art or licence, as you can claim royalties or profit by exchanging it at a higher value later, Mr Das says. “They could provide a sustainable income stream.”

This income will depend on future demand and use, which makes NFTs difficult to value. “However, there is a credible use case for many forms of intellectual property, notably art, songs, videos,” Mr Das says.

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  • 400m Olympic running track
  • NBA-spec basketball court with auditorium
  • 600-seat auditorium
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  • An elevated football field that doubles as a helipad
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The specs: 2018 Renault Koleos

Price, base: From Dh77,900
Engine: 2.5L, in-line four-cylinder
Transmission: Continuously variable transmission
Power: 170hp @ 6,000rpm
Torque: 233Nm @ 4,000rpm
Fuel economy, combined: 8.3L / 100km

The BIO:

He became the first Emirati to climb Mount Everest in 2011, from the south section in Nepal

He ascended Mount Everest the next year from the more treacherous north Tibetan side

By 2015, he had completed the Explorers Grand Slam

Last year, he conquered K2, the world’s second-highest mountain located on the Pakistan-Chinese border

He carries dried camel meat, dried dates and a wheat mixture for the final summit push

His new goal is to climb 14 peaks that are more than 8,000 metres above sea level

House-hunting

Top 10 locations for inquiries from US house hunters, according to Rightmove

  1. Edinburgh, Scotland 
  2. Westminster, London 
  3. Camden, London 
  4. Glasgow, Scotland 
  5. Islington, London 
  6. Kensington and Chelsea, London 
  7. Highlands, Scotland 
  8. Argyll and Bute, Scotland 
  9. Fife, Scotland 
  10. Tower Hamlets, London 

 

Biog:

Age: 34

Favourite superhero: Batman

Favourite sport: anything extreme

Favourite person: Muhammad Ali 

Lexus LX700h specs

Engine: 3.4-litre twin-turbo V6 plus supplementary electric motor

Power: 464hp at 5,200rpm

Torque: 790Nm from 2,000-3,600rpm

Transmission: 10-speed auto

Fuel consumption: 11.7L/100km

On sale: Now

Price: From Dh590,000

Dubai Bling season three

Cast: Loujain Adada, Zeina Khoury, Farhana Bodi, Ebraheem Al Samadi, Mona Kattan, and couples Safa & Fahad Siddiqui and DJ Bliss & Danya Mohammed 

Rating: 1/5