Rob Deering.
Rob Deering.

Pedal-powered gags



When the American rapper Nas made a late withdrawal from the British television show Later with Jools Holland in 2004, he could hardly have suspected the impact it would have on a couple of fellow performers. His slot on the influential showcase was filled, famously, by the then-unknown singer KT Tunstall, who mesmerised the crowd by creating her own backing vocals using a voice-sampling effects pedal, and was instantly catapulted to stardom. Less well-known is the effect of Tunstall's innovative set on the musical comedian Rob Deering, an uncredited performer that night who was beginning to find his own guitar-based routines rather limiting.

"I was the warm-up act for that show," recalls Deering, "and I saw her using the pedal and I said 'I'm going to get one of those,' and I did. I was chatting to her and her manager afterwards, they told me what it was, and I went and got one. I'm happy to admit I took the idea directly from her, and it's great, I can recreate a whole band with it. I think it's unique in comedy." Deering's horizons broadened considerably after his act became pedal-powered, and musical comedy as a whole has enjoyed a vibrant resurgence in recent years. The venerable sub-genre was "very unfashionable", he admits, "but is a lot hipper now", due to international talents such as the New Zealand duo Flight of the Conchords, the Australian pianist Tim Minchin, and the Irish keyboardist David O'Doherty, who won the prestigious if.comedy award at the 2008 Edinburgh Fringe, and of course, the granddaddy of them all, the multi-instrumentalist Bill Bailey.

Meanwhile, Deering has spent a decade on the British stand-up circuit proving that a man with a guitar is quite capable of headlining shows. Musicians invariably play second fiddle to regular gag-tellers on comedy bills, but Deering's act is a tough one to follow, as it goes far beyond the regular funny-song format. He'll build up a track using those pedals, add his own backing vocals and even some drums via a spot of human beatboxing, while throwing in gags. Then he'll tell a story and use a guitar riff as the punchline.

"It's a whole show with me," he says. "There's definitely proper stand-up in there, even if people don't notice with all the music. I'm committed to telling proper jokes then indulging my fantasies of being in a band." Born and raised near London's Heathrow airport, Deering, who is visiting the UAE for The Laughter Factory this week, told me he was looking forward to performing a slightly longer set than is usually the case at regular UK gigs. He may be a frustrated rock star but the opportunity to "clown around on stage" is his prime motivation. Indeed, the seemingly accomplished guitarist is surprisingly self-deprecating about his musical talents. A few days before we spoke he was performing at a high-profile benefit gig for the Warchild charity, which proved slightly nerve-wracking.

"There were comedians on but also proper pop stars - Plan B and Madness were on - and I thought 'oh no, that's completely moved the goalposts'. So that night I was trying to be a good musician, and as a result I played a few bum notes, which I never normally would. Basically, I'm a good musician as long as you think of me as a comedian." Deering came relatively late to stand-up, and dipped a toe into several other cultural waters before finally seeing the light at the age of 29. For the previous decade he had worked as a jobbing theatre director, and before that made several attempts at rock 'n' roll success, despite his self-confessed resemblance to the less-than-attractive Chief Wiggum, from The Simpsons. Music fame remained elusive, and the budding star didn't help himself.

"I was really bossy. I had bands but they all had to do what I said and I'd gradually sack all the members. I had the attitude for fame, I just didn't have the recording contract. The first band I was ever in, we stayed together for a while but we all hated each other. We pretended we didn't but everyone was just horrible to each other all the time. But then I think that's true of all bands. Do you ever get the impression that the rest of U2 don't like Bono? They're less like mates, more like family."

Things were very different when Deering took up theatre directing. He was now no longer "striving to be serious" but perhaps had swung too far in the other direction. This potential career also floundered "because of what I'm like - you get to a rehearsal of Othello and I'm still pulling faces and cracking jokes". A more appropriate vocation finally presented itself when he met some stand-ups, and realised the joy and freedom of being silly on stage. It was only several years later that a guitar was introduced into the act, but music did help him fund the new profession. As a sideline he began composing jingles, which worked well, for a while.

"I started doing stand-up and I thought 'I'll fund that by doing TV theme tunes!' So I wrote a couple while I did a few open spots, and the comedy immediately blossomed. But when I became a success as a comedian, the people who employed me to write music stopped taking me seriously. They thought 'oh, he's a comedian' and started employing other people. People don't like you having more than one job. They get very confused."

Thankfully the comedy has proven a more than adequate money-spinner, and adding the guitar and pedals has allowed him to indulge those musical urges along the way. His "big stupid face" - again, Deering's description - has become a familiar sight on British television too, and while he considers himself "too old" to become a household name now, there is one televisual strand that still appeals. Despite his endearingly daft persona, Deering's memory for useless facts has become quite a talking point in the British comedy business. This gift has made him a popular contributor to nostalgic TV clip shows because "I could talk about Knight Rider for an hour, at any given moment," but became more obviously apparent on a special edition of the long-running quiz show The Weakest Link in 2007.

Deering is a great lover of quiz shows, having appeared on several before becoming famous, and that comedians' edition of The Weakest Link proved to be his proudest moment. He remains the only contestant in the show's history - celebrity or otherwise - to have answered every question correctly on the way to winning an episode, and made an enormous sum for charity along the way. Even if the stand-up career suddenly falls apart, he'll always be remembered for something.

"That's not a particularly happy philosophy," smiles the comic, "but it's true. As far as my mum and dad are concerned, I've peaked." He hasn't really. After flying home Deering will head up to the Edinburgh Fringe and combine all of his passions - apart from Knight Rider - in one appealing package. He'll be hosting Beat This, a live comedy quiz about music that is clearly a labour of love and, with luck, should transfer to radio or TV in the near future.

And if it does become a big hit, he really should invite Nas along as a guest. It's only fair. Rob Deering will be appearing in The Laughter Factory in Dubai tonight, tomorrow and on Friday. For more details and the full line-up see www.thelaughterfactory.com.

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THE BIO

Age: 30

Favourite book: The Power of Habit

Favourite quote: "The world is full of good people, if you cannot find one, be one"

Favourite exercise: The snatch

Favourite colour: Blue

If you go

The flights

The closest international airport for those travelling from the UAE is Denver, Colorado. British Airways (www.ba.com) flies from the UAE via London from Dh3,700 return, including taxes. From there, transfers can be arranged to the ranch or it’s a seven-hour drive. Alternatively, take an internal flight to the counties of Cody, Casper, or Billings

The stay

Red Reflet offers a series of packages, with prices varying depending on season. All meals and activities are included, with prices starting from US$2,218 (Dh7,150) per person for a minimum stay of three nights, including taxes. For more information, visit red-reflet-ranch.net.

 

MATCH INFO

Final: England v South Africa, Saturday, 1pm

If you go

The flights
Etihad (etihad.com) flies from Abu Dhabi to Luang Prabang via Bangkok, with a return flight from Chiang Rai via Bangkok for about Dh3,000, including taxes. Emirates and Thai Airways cover the same route, also via Bangkok in both directions, from about Dh2,700.
The cruise
The Gypsy by Mekong Kingdoms has two cruising options: a three-night, four-day trip upstream cruise or a two-night, three-day downstream journey, from US$5,940 (Dh21,814), including meals, selected drinks, excursions and transfers.
The hotels
Accommodation is available in Luang Prabang at the Avani, from $290 (Dh1,065) per night, and at Anantara Golden Triangle Elephant Camp and Resort from $1,080 (Dh3,967) per night, including meals, an activity and transfers.

Itcan profile

Founders: Mansour Althani and Abdullah Althani

Based: Business Bay, with offices in Saudi Arabia, Egypt and India

Sector: Technology, digital marketing and e-commerce

Size: 70 employees 

Revenue: On track to make Dh100 million in revenue this year since its 2015 launch

Funding: Self-funded to date

 

The specs

  Engine: 2-litre or 3-litre 4Motion all-wheel-drive Power: 250Nm (2-litre); 340 (3-litre) Torque: 450Nm Transmission: 8-speed automatic Starting price: From Dh212,000 On sale: Now

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Jordan cabinet changes

In

  • Raed Mozafar Abu Al Saoud, Minister of Water and Irrigation
  • Dr Bassam Samir Al Talhouni, Minister of Justice
  • Majd Mohamed Shoueikeh, State Minister of Development of Foundation Performance
  • Azmi Mahmud Mohafaza, Minister of Education and Minister of Higher Education and Scientific Research
  • Falah Abdalla Al Ammoush, Minister of Public Works and Housing
  • Basma Moussa Ishakat, Minister of Social Development
  • Dr Ghazi Monawar Al Zein, Minister of Health
  • Ibrahim Sobhi Alshahahede, Minister of Agriculture and Minister of Environment
  • Dr Mohamed Suleiman Aburamman, Minister of Culture and Minister of Youth

Out

  • Dr Adel Issa Al Tawissi, Minister of High Education and Scientific Research
  • Hala Noaman “Basiso Lattouf”, Minister of Social Development
  • Dr Mahmud Yassin Al Sheyab, Minister of Health
  • Yahya Moussa Kasbi, Minister of Public Works and Housing
  • Nayef Hamidi Al Fayez, Minister of Environment
  • Majd Mohamed Shoueika, Minister of Public Sector Development
  • Khalid Moussa Al Huneifat, Minister of Agriculture
  • Dr Awad Abu Jarad Al Mushakiba, Minister of Justice
  • Mounir Moussa Ouwais, Minister of Water and Agriculture
  • Dr Azmi Mahmud Mohafaza, Minister of Education
  • Mokarram Mustafa Al Kaysi, Minister of Youth
  • Basma Mohamed Al Nousour, Minister of Culture
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RESULT

Australia 3 (0) Honduras 1 (0)
Australia: Jedinak (53', 72' pen, 85' pen)
Honduras: Elis (90 4)

The bio:

Favourite holiday destination: I really enjoyed Sri Lanka and Vietnam but my dream destination is the Maldives.

Favourite food: My mum’s Chinese cooking.

Favourite film: Robocop, followed by The Terminator.

Hobbies: Off-roading, scuba diving, playing squash and going to the gym.

 

MATCH INFO

Newcastle United 1 (Carroll 82')

Leicester City 2 (Maddison 55', Tielemans 72')

Man of the match James Maddison (Leicester)

The specs

Engine: 2.0-litre 4-cylinder turbo

Power: 240hp at 5,500rpm

Torque: 390Nm at 3,000rpm

Transmission: eight-speed auto

Price: from Dh122,745

On sale: now

Abu Dhabi traffic facts

Drivers in Abu Dhabi spend 10 per cent longer in congested conditions than they would on a free-flowing road

The highest volume of traffic on the roads is found between 7am and 8am on a Sunday.

Travelling before 7am on a Sunday could save up to four hours per year on a 30-minute commute.

The day was the least congestion in Abu Dhabi in 2019 was Tuesday, August 13.

The highest levels of traffic were found on Sunday, November 10.

Drivers in Abu Dhabi lost 41 hours spent in traffic jams in rush hour during 2019

 

How to protect yourself when air quality drops

Install an air filter in your home.

Close your windows and turn on the AC.

Shower or bath after being outside.

Wear a face mask.

Stay indoors when conditions are particularly poor.

If driving, turn your engine off when stationary.

Second Test, Day 2:

South Africa 335 & 75/1 (22.0 ov)
England 205
South Africa lead by 205 runs with 9 wickets remaining

MATCH INFO

 

Maratha Arabians 107-8 (10 ovs)

Lyth 21, Lynn 20, McClenaghan 20 no

Qalandars 60-4 (10 ovs)

Malan 32 no, McClenaghan 2-9

Maratha Arabians win by 47 runs

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Director: Venkat Prabhu
Rating: 2/5
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Cast: Kartik Aaryan, Kriti Sanon​​​​​​​, Pankaj Tripathi, Vinay Pathak, Aparshakti Khurana

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MATCH INFO:

Second Test

Pakistan v Australia, Tuesday-Saturday, 10am​​ daily​​​​​ at Zayed Cricket Stadium, Abu Dhabi

Entrance is free

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Israel Palestine on Swedish TV 1958-1989

Director: Goran Hugo Olsson

Rating: 5/5

UAE’s revised Cricket World Cup League Two schedule

August, 2021: Host - United States; Teams - UAE, United States and Scotland

Between September and November, 2021 (dates TBC): Host - Namibia; Teams - Namibia, Oman, UAE

December, 2021: Host - UAE; Teams - UAE, Namibia, Oman

February, 2022: Hosts - Nepal; Teams - UAE, Nepal, PNG

June, 2022: Hosts - Scotland; Teams - UAE, United States, Scotland

September, 2022: Hosts - PNG; Teams - UAE, PNG, Nepal

February, 2023: Hosts - UAE; Teams - UAE, PNG, Nepal

Packages which the US Secret Service said contained possible explosive devices were sent to:

  • Former first lady Hillary Clinton
  • Former US president Barack Obama
  • Philanthropist and businessman George Soros
  • Former CIA director John Brennan at CNN's New York bureau
  • Former Attorney General Eric Holder (delivered to former DNC chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz)
  • California Congresswoman Maxine Waters (two devices)
Bundesliga fixtures

Saturday, May 16 (kick-offs UAE time)

Borussia Dortmund v Schalke (4.30pm) 

RB Leipzig v Freiburg (4.30pm) 

Hoffenheim v Hertha Berlin (4.30pm) 

Fortuna Dusseldorf v Paderborn  (4.30pm) 

Augsburg v Wolfsburg (4.30pm) 

Eintracht Frankfurt v Borussia Monchengladbach (7.30pm)

Sunday, May 17

Cologne v Mainz (4.30pm),

Union Berlin v Bayern Munich (7pm)

Monday, May 18

Werder Bremen v Bayer Leverkusen (9.30pm)

Du Plessis plans his retirement

South Africa captain Faf du Plessis said on Friday the Twenty20 World Cup in Australia in two years' time will be his last.

Du Plessis, 34, who has led his country in two World T20 campaigns, in 2014 and 2016, is keen to play a third but will then step aside.

"The T20 World Cup in 2020 is something I'm really looking forward to. I think right now that will probably be the last tournament for me," he said in Brisbane ahead of a one-off T20 against Australia on Saturday. 

Four-day collections of TOH

Day             Indian Rs (Dh)        

Thursday    500.75 million (25.23m)

Friday         280.25m (14.12m)

Saturday     220.75m (11.21m)

Sunday       170.25m (8.58m)

Total            1.19bn (59.15m)

(Figures in millions, approximate)

Results:

Women:

1. Rhiannan Iffland (AUS) 322.95 points
2. Lysanne Richard (CAN) 285.75
3. Ellie Smart (USA) 277.70

Men:

1. Gary Hunt (GBR) 431.55
2. Constantin Popovici (ROU) 424.65
3. Oleksiy Prygorov (UKR) 392.30