When the American rapper Nas made a late withdrawal from the British television show Later with Jools Holland in 2004, he could hardly have suspected the impact it would have on a couple of fellow performers.
His slot on the influential showcase was filled, famously, by the then-unknown singer KT Tunstall, who mesmerised the crowd by creating her own backing vocals using a voice-sampling effects pedal, and was instantly catapulted to stardom. Less well-known is the effect of Tunstall's innovative set on the musical comedian Rob Deering, an uncredited performer that night who was beginning to find his own guitar-based routines rather limiting.
"I was the warm-up act for that show," recalls Deering, "and I saw her using the pedal and I said 'I'm going to get one of those,' and I did. I was chatting to her and her manager afterwards, they told me what it was, and I went and got one. I'm happy to admit I took the idea directly from her, and it's great, I can recreate a whole band with it. I think it's unique in comedy."
Deering's horizons broadened considerably after his act became pedal-powered, and musical comedy as a whole has enjoyed a vibrant resurgence in recent years. The venerable sub-genre was "very unfashionable", he admits, "but is a lot hipper now", due to international talents such as the New Zealand duo Flight of the Conchords, the Australian pianist Tim Minchin, and the Irish keyboardist David O'Doherty, who won the prestigious if.comedy award at the 2008 Edinburgh Fringe, and of course, the granddaddy of them all, the multi-instrumentalist Bill Bailey.
Meanwhile, Deering has spent a decade on the British stand-up circuit proving that a man with a guitar is quite capable of headlining shows. Musicians invariably play second fiddle to regular gag-tellers on comedy bills, but Deering's act is a tough one to follow, as it goes far beyond the regular funny-song format. He'll build up a track using those pedals, add his own backing vocals and even some drums via a spot of human beatboxing, while throwing in gags. Then he'll tell a story and use a guitar riff as the punchline.
"It's a whole show with me," he says. "There's definitely proper stand-up in there, even if people don't notice with all the music. I'm committed to telling proper jokes then indulging my fantasies of being in a band."
Born and raised near London's Heathrow airport, Deering, who is visiting the UAE for The Laughter Factory this week, told me he was looking forward to performing a slightly longer set than is usually the case at regular UK gigs. He may be a frustrated rock star but the opportunity to "clown around on stage" is his prime motivation. Indeed, the seemingly accomplished guitarist is surprisingly self-deprecating about his musical talents. A few days before we spoke he was performing at a high-profile benefit gig for the Warchild charity, which proved slightly nerve-wracking.
"There were comedians on but also proper pop stars - Plan B and Madness were on - and I thought 'oh no, that's completely moved the goalposts'. So that night I was trying to be a good musician, and as a result I played a few bum notes, which I never normally would. Basically, I'm a good musician as long as you think of me as a comedian."
Deering came relatively late to stand-up, and dipped a toe into several other cultural waters before finally seeing the light at the age of 29. For the previous decade he had worked as a jobbing theatre director, and before that made several attempts at rock 'n' roll success, despite his self-confessed resemblance to the less-than-attractive Chief Wiggum, from The Simpsons. Music fame remained elusive, and the budding star didn't help himself.
"I was really bossy. I had bands but they all had to do what I said and I'd gradually sack all the members. I had the attitude for fame, I just didn't have the recording contract. The first band I was ever in, we stayed together for a while but we all hated each other. We pretended we didn't but everyone was just horrible to each other all the time. But then I think that's true of all bands. Do you ever get the impression that the rest of U2 don't like Bono? They're less like mates, more like family."
Things were very different when Deering took up theatre directing. He was now no longer "striving to be serious" but perhaps had swung too far in the other direction. This potential career also floundered "because of what I'm like - you get to a rehearsal of Othello and I'm still pulling faces and cracking jokes". A more appropriate vocation finally presented itself when he met some stand-ups, and realised the joy and freedom of being silly on stage. It was only several years later that a guitar was introduced into the act, but music did help him fund the new profession. As a sideline he began composing jingles, which worked well, for a while.
"I started doing stand-up and I thought 'I'll fund that by doing TV theme tunes!' So I wrote a couple while I did a few open spots, and the comedy immediately blossomed. But when I became a success as a comedian, the people who employed me to write music stopped taking me seriously. They thought 'oh, he's a comedian' and started employing other people. People don't like you having more than one job. They get very confused."
Thankfully the comedy has proven a more than adequate money-spinner, and adding the guitar and pedals has allowed him to indulge those musical urges along the way. His "big stupid face" - again, Deering's description - has become a familiar sight on British television too, and while he considers himself "too old" to become a household name now, there is one televisual strand that still appeals.
Despite his endearingly daft persona, Deering's memory for useless facts has become quite a talking point in the British comedy business. This gift has made him a popular contributor to nostalgic TV clip shows because "I could talk about Knight Rider for an hour, at any given moment," but became more obviously apparent on a special edition of the long-running quiz show The Weakest Link in 2007.
Deering is a great lover of quiz shows, having appeared on several before becoming famous, and that comedians' edition of The Weakest Link proved to be his proudest moment.
He remains the only contestant in the show's history - celebrity or otherwise - to have answered every question correctly on the way to winning an episode, and made an enormous sum for charity along the way. Even if the stand-up career suddenly falls apart, he'll always be remembered for something.
"That's not a particularly happy philosophy," smiles the comic, "but it's true. As far as my mum and dad are concerned, I've peaked."
He hasn't really. After flying home Deering will head up to the Edinburgh Fringe and combine all of his passions - apart from Knight Rider - in one appealing package. He'll be hosting Beat This, a live comedy quiz about music that is clearly a labour of love and, with luck, should transfer to radio or TV in the near future.
And if it does become a big hit, he really should invite Nas along as a guest. It's only fair.
Rob Deering will be appearing in The Laughter Factory in Dubai tonight, tomorrow and on Friday. For more details and the full line-up see www.thelaughterfactory.com.
RESULT
Liverpool 4 Southampton 0
Jota (2', 32')
Thiago (37')
Van Dijk (52')
Man of the match: Diogo Jota (Liverpool)
Dunbar
Edward St Aubyn
Hogarth
MATCH INFO
Euro 2020 qualifier
Ukraine 2 (Yaremchuk 06', Yarmolenko 27')
Portugal 1 (Ronaldo 72' pen)
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Kumulus Water
Started: 2021
Founders: Iheb Triki and Mohamed Ali Abid
Based: Tunisia
Sector: Water technology
Number of staff: 22
Investment raised: $4 million
South Africa squad
Faf du Plessis (captain), Hashim Amla, Temba Bavuma, Quinton de Kock (wicketkeeper), Theunis de Bruyn, AB de Villiers, Dean Elgar, Heinrich Klaasen (wicketkeeper), Keshav Maharaj, Aiden Markram, Morne Morkel, Wiaan Mulder, Lungi Ngidi, Vernon Philander and Kagiso Rabada.
RACE CARD
5pm: Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 1,400m
5.30pm: Maiden (PA) Dh80,000 1,200m
6pm: Arabian Triple Crown Round-1 (PA) Listed Dh230,000 1,600m
6.30pm: HH The President’s Cup (PA) Group 1 Dh2.5million 2,200m
7pm: HH The President’s Cup (TB) Listed Dh380,000 1,400m
7.30pm: Wathba Stallions Cup (PA) Handicap Dh70,000 1,200m.
If you go
The flights
Emirates flies from Dubai to Funchal via Lisbon, with a connecting flight with Air Portugal. Economy class returns cost from Dh3,845 return including taxes.
The trip
The WalkMe app can be downloaded from the usual sources. If you don’t fancy doing the trip yourself, then Explore offers an eight-day levada trails tour from Dh3,050, not including flights.
The hotel
There isn’t another hotel anywhere in Madeira that matches the history and luxury of the Belmond Reid's Palace in Funchal. Doubles from Dh1,400 per night including taxes.
Dust and sand storms compared
Sand storm
- Particle size: Larger, heavier sand grains
- Visibility: Often dramatic with thick "walls" of sand
- Duration: Short-lived, typically localised
- Travel distance: Limited
- Source: Open desert areas with strong winds
Dust storm
- Particle size: Much finer, lightweight particles
- Visibility: Hazy skies but less intense
- Duration: Can linger for days
- Travel distance: Long-range, up to thousands of kilometres
- Source: Can be carried from distant regions
RESULT
Fifth ODI, at Headingley
England 351/9
Pakistan 297
England win by 54 runs (win series 4-0)
COMPANY PROFILE
Name: Cofe
Year started: 2018
Based: UAE
Employees: 80-100
Amount raised: $13m
Investors: KISP ventures, Cedar Mundi, Towell Holding International, Takamul Capital, Dividend Gate Capital, Nizar AlNusif Sons Holding, Arab Investment Company and Al Imtiaz Investment Group
SQUADS
South Africa:
JP Duminy (capt), Hashim Amla, Farhaan Behardien, Quinton de Kock (wkt), AB de Villiers, Robbie Frylinck, Beuran Hendricks, David Miller, Mangaliso Mosehle (wkt), Dane Paterson, Aaron Phangiso, Andile Phehlukwayo, Dwaine Pretorius, Tabraiz Shamsi
Bangladesh
Shakib Al Hasan (capt), Imrul Kayes, Liton Das (wkt), Mahmudullah, Mehidy Hasan, Mohammad Saifuddin, Mominul Haque, Mushfiqur Rahim (wkt), Nasir Hossain, Rubel Hossain, Sabbir Rahman, Shafiul Islam, Soumya Sarkar, Taskin Ahmed
Fixtures
Oct 26: Bloemfontein
Oct 29: Potchefstroom
Company profile
Name: Dukkantek
Started: January 2021
Founders: Sanad Yaghi, Ali Al Sayegh and Shadi Joulani
Based: UAE
Number of employees: 140
Sector: B2B Vertical SaaS(software as a service)
Investment: $5.2 million
Funding stage: Seed round
Investors: Global Founders Capital, Colle Capital Partners, Wamda Capital, Plug and Play, Comma Capital, Nowais Capital, Annex Investments and AMK Investment Office
Who's who in Yemen conflict
Houthis: Iran-backed rebels who occupy Sanaa and run unrecognised government
Yemeni government: Exiled government in Aden led by eight-member Presidential Leadership Council
Southern Transitional Council: Faction in Yemeni government that seeks autonomy for the south
Habrish 'rebels': Tribal-backed forces feuding with STC over control of oil in government territory
Joe Root's Test record
Tests: 53; Innings: 98; Not outs: 11; Runs: 4,594; Best score: 254; Average: 52.80; 100s: 11; 50s: 27
Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.
Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.
“Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.
“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.
Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.
From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.
Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.
BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.
Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.
Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.
“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.
Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.
“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.
“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”
The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”
About Takalam
Date started: early 2020
Founders: Khawla Hammad and Inas Abu Shashieh
Based: Abu Dhabi
Sector: HealthTech and wellness
Number of staff: 4
Funding to date: Bootstrapped
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FIXTURES
New Zealand v France, second Test
Saturday, 12.35pm (UAE)
Auckland, New Zealand
South Africa v Wales
Sunday, 12.40am (UAE), San Juan, Argentina
Teams in the EHL
White Bears, Al Ain Theebs, Dubai Mighty Camels, Abu Dhabi Storms, Abu Dhabi Scorpions and Vipers
Ten tax points to be aware of in 2026
1. Domestic VAT refund amendments: request your refund within five years
If a business does not apply for the refund on time, they lose their credit.
2. E-invoicing in the UAE
Businesses should continue preparing for the implementation of e-invoicing in the UAE, with 2026 a preparation and transition period ahead of phased mandatory adoption.
3. More tax audits
Tax authorities are increasingly using data already available across multiple filings to identify audit risks.
4. More beneficial VAT and excise tax penalty regime
Tax disputes are expected to become more frequent and more structured, with clearer administrative objection and appeal processes. The UAE has adopted a new penalty regime for VAT and excise disputes, which now mirrors the penalty regime for corporate tax.
5. Greater emphasis on statutory audit
There is a greater need for the accuracy of financial statements. The International Financial Reporting Standards standards need to be strictly adhered to and, as a result, the quality of the audits will need to increase.
6. Further transfer pricing enforcement
Transfer pricing enforcement, which refers to the practice of establishing prices for internal transactions between related entities, is expected to broaden in scope. The UAE will shortly open the possibility to negotiate advance pricing agreements, or essentially rulings for transfer pricing purposes.
7. Limited time periods for audits
Recent amendments also introduce a default five-year limitation period for tax audits and assessments, subject to specific statutory exceptions. While the standard audit and assessment period is five years, this may be extended to up to 15 years in cases involving fraud or tax evasion.
8. Pillar 2 implementation
Many multinational groups will begin to feel the practical effect of the Domestic Minimum Top-Up Tax (DMTT), the UAE's implementation of the OECD’s global minimum tax under Pillar 2. While the rules apply for financial years starting on or after January 1, 2025, it is 2026 that marks the transition to an operational phase.
9. Reduced compliance obligations for imported goods and services
Businesses that apply the reverse-charge mechanism for VAT purposes in the UAE may benefit from reduced compliance obligations.
10. Substance and CbC reporting focus
Tax authorities are expected to continue strengthening the enforcement of economic substance and Country-by-Country (CbC) reporting frameworks. In the UAE, these regimes are increasingly being used as risk-assessment tools, providing tax authorities with a comprehensive view of multinational groups’ global footprints and enabling them to assess whether profits are aligned with real economic activity.
Contributed by Thomas Vanhee and Hend Rashwan, Aurifer
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