‘Where before I was bringing the funny, now I am satisfied in facilitating the funny,’ says comedian Ahmed Ahmed. Victor Besa for The National
‘Where before I was bringing the funny, now I am satisfied in facilitating the funny,’ says comedian Ahmed Ahmed. Victor Besa for The National
‘Where before I was bringing the funny, now I am satisfied in facilitating the funny,’ says comedian Ahmed Ahmed. Victor Besa for The National
‘Where before I was bringing the funny, now I am satisfied in facilitating the funny,’ says comedian Ahmed Ahmed. Victor Besa for The National

Ahmed Ahmed brings new weekly show Comedy Oasis to Dubai


Saeed Saeed
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“I met my match,” a beaming Ahmed Ahmed says as he greets me at Andreea’s. Tomorrow, the Dubai fusion restaurant will host the launch of Comedy Oasis, a new stand-up night produced by Ahmed, headlined by the American funny man Vincent Oshana. There is a second show on Saturday and the showcase will run fortnightly before moving to a weekly schedule later in the year.

Ahmed’s greeting is more than just a term of endearment – the 45-year-old American-Egyptian is referring to the fact we share a double-barrelled name.

“Oh man,” he says, genuinely excited. “I thought I was the only one with a name like that. We are special.” Naturally, we share how our names came to be. As it turns out, we both have long unwieldy monikers that required trimming to fit our respective government immigration papers.

“My full name is Ahmed Abubakr Ahmed Mohammed Ali Abdul Wahab Kawaidia,” he says. “So when my dad was immigrating to the United States when I was a month old, the man said: ‘Hey, you can’t put all these names in there.’ They said just pick a first and last name and my mother picked Ahmed because she loved that name and it was also the name used by the Prophet Mohammed.”

Not everyone appreciated the tribute. Ahmed remembers crafting his first comedic material in the California schoolyard as defence against bullies.

“I got picked on every day – kids telling me my parents had a stuttering problem and how they were not creative,” he says.

“It taught me to use comedy and jokes to help myself. But the really funny thing is that when I eventually started performing in Hollywood, people kept remarking about how I had a cool stage name. I had to always say: ‘No, this is my real name.’”

On the screen

Whatever people think of his name these days, there is no doubt that it now holds cache in the entertainment industry. Since moving to Hollywood as a 19-year-old, Ahmed has built a steady career as an actor and stand-up comic. He landed a series of small roles in the mid-1990s in film and television, including playing a cameraman in the 1995 Denzel Washington sci-fi thriller Virtuosity and sharing a screen with Halle Berry and Kurt Russell a year later in the hijack thriller Executive Decision.

Ahmed was also enlisted by Emirati filmmaker Ali F Mustafa to appear in his celebrated 2009 debut feature film, City of Life.

But it was that role in Executive Decision that persuaded Ahmed's hostile father to finally approve of his son's career, despite the fact that he played a stereotypical Arab terrorist in the movie.

“I grew up in a strict environment and it was all about getting an education and a job,” he says. “So when I told my dad that I was moving to Hollywood to become an actor and stand-up comedian, he was upset and he didn’t really speak to me for, like, seven years.

"When Executive Decision came out he was, of course, happy and told everyone: 'Look, that's my boy.'"

The comedy producer

But it was on the stand-up stage that Ahmed made the biggest impact. His observations on race relations, Islamophobia and the Arab-American experience resonated with crowds.

Before long, he became a regular performer at Hollywood’s prestigious Comedy Store and joined the pioneering Axis of Comedy tour, alongside fellow Middle Eastern comedians Maz Jobrani, Aron Kader and Dean Obeidallah on multiple world tours.

What is not as well known is that Ahmed was also behind one of the hottest comedy nights in Hollywood.

As the producer of a weekly comedy showcase in the Sunset Boulevard venue Dublin’s, which ran from 1999 to 2003, Ahmed was responsible for hand-picking the big names that performed.

“It was every Tuesday, rain, hail or shine,” he says. “I ran it with a partner and we had big names such as Dave Chappelle and Dane Cook performing. It also became this regular hangout for Hollywood personalities and we had people such as the guitarist Tommy Morello and [actor] Matthew McConaughey becoming regulars.”

Fun in Dubai

Ahmed’s event-producing skills didn’t go to waste when the club closed.

In the years that followed, as he toured the UAE as a solo act and as part of the Axis of Evil, he realised Dubai was a prime location for a regular comedy night.

“I remember when I came back in 2005, as part of the Axis of Comedy, I was asking people why there was no comedy club here,” he says. “It felt strange that you could ski indoors, have these beautiful malls, the best restaurants in the world – but no comedy club.”

Three years later, his idea started taking shape when he teamed up with Rashid Al Habtoor to launch a short series of events, featuring comics Whitney ­Cummings and Dwayne Perkins, in Lebanese restaurant Al Barsha at the Habtoor Grand Beach Resort & Spa.

“It was a small place, about 100 seats,” he says. “While it worked, I don’t think it was ultimately conducive for comedy – and financially, there was no real profit to gain from it.”

Fast forward to five months ago when Ahmed, who was in transit in Dubai after a private show for a Saudi prince in the Seychelles, contacted the Habtoors, this time Mohammed, to see whether the idea of the comedy club could still fly.

“Mohammed actually had some great ideas for a comedy club himself,” says Ahmed. “He spoke to some people in Los Angeles but they didn’t get back to him. He wanted me to use the new restaurant Andreea’s as a venue.”

Strolling around the spacious, circular restaurant, with its coastal-themed bright walls and creamy sofas, Ahmed says the venue is an apt setting to deliver big laughs and a relaxed vibe.

“It’s nice and intimate and at the same-time spacious,” he says. “People can sit and can see the act from most angles.”

Ahmed and friends

As for the comics who will be making their way to Dubai, Ahmed says they are all regulars on the North-American comedy circuit, with plenty of show business credits to their name.

However, don’t expect to see him on the Dubai stage any time soon. After another polished set in Abu Dhabi, as part of the Comedy Friday event at Al Raha Beach Theatre last Friday, Ahmed says he is content to manage Comedy Oasis. His appearance this weekend will be limited to introducing the headliner Oshana.

“I may do a show once every six months but that’s about it,” he says. “I reached a stage in my career now where I want to create content and run events and basically be behind the scenes.

“Where before I was bringing the funny, now I am satisfied in facilitating the funny.”

Comedy Oasis, at Andreea's restaurant at the Habtoor Grand Beach Resort & Spa in Dubai, featuring Vincent Oshana and Ahmed Ahmed is on Thursday and Saturday at 8pm. Tickets start from Dh100. For details visit www.andreeas.ae

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The chief operating officer of Hyperloop Transportation Technologies, Andres de Leon, said his company's hyperloop technology is “ready” and safe.

He said the company prioritised safety throughout its development and, last year, Munich Re, one of the world's largest reinsurance companies, announced it was ready to insure their technology.

“Our levitation, propulsion, and vacuum technology have all been developed [...] over several decades and have been deployed and tested at full scale,” he said in a statement to The National.

“Only once the system has been certified and approved will it move people,” he said.

HyperloopTT has begun designing and engineering processes for its Abu Dhabi projects and hopes to break ground soon. 

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Micro-retirement is not a recognised concept or employment status under Federal Decree Law No. 33 of 2021 on the Regulation of Labour Relations (as amended) (UAE Labour Law). As such, it reflects a voluntary work-life balance practice, rather than a recognised legal employment category, according to Dilini Loku, senior associate for law firm Gateley Middle East.

“Some companies may offer formal sabbatical policies or career break programmes; however, beyond such arrangements, there is no automatic right or statutory entitlement to extended breaks,” she explains.

“Any leave taken beyond statutory entitlements, such as annual leave, is typically regarded as unpaid leave in accordance with Article 33 of the UAE Labour Law. While employees may legally take unpaid leave, such requests are subject to the employer’s discretion and require approval.”

If an employee resigns to pursue micro-retirement, the employment contract is terminated, and the employer is under no legal obligation to rehire the employee in the future unless specific contractual agreements are in place (such as return-to-work arrangements), which are generally uncommon, Ms Loku adds.

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Mercer, the investment consulting arm of US services company Marsh & McLennan, expects its wealth division to at least double its assets under management (AUM) in the Middle East as wealth in the region continues to grow despite economic headwinds, a company official said.

Mercer Wealth, which globally has $160 billion in AUM, plans to boost its AUM in the region to $2-$3bn in the next 2-3 years from the present $1bn, said Yasir AbuShaban, a Dubai-based principal with Mercer Wealth.

Within the next two to three years, we are looking at reaching $2 to $3 billion as a conservative estimate and we do see an opportunity to do so,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Mercer does not directly make investments, but allocates clients’ money they have discretion to, to professional asset managers. They also provide advice to clients.

“We have buying power. We can negotiate on their (client’s) behalf with asset managers to provide them lower fees than they otherwise would have to get on their own,” he added.

Mercer Wealth’s clients include sovereign wealth funds, family offices, and insurance companies among others.

From its office in Dubai, Mercer also looks after Africa, India and Turkey, where they also see opportunity for growth.

Wealth creation in Middle East and Africa (MEA) grew 8.5 per cent to $8.1 trillion last year from $7.5tn in 2015, higher than last year’s global average of 6 per cent and the second-highest growth in a region after Asia-Pacific which grew 9.9 per cent, according to consultancy Boston Consulting Group (BCG). In the region, where wealth grew just 1.9 per cent in 2015 compared with 2014, a pickup in oil prices has helped in wealth generation.

BCG is forecasting MEA wealth will rise to $12tn by 2021, growing at an annual average of 8 per cent.

Drivers of wealth generation in the region will be split evenly between new wealth creation and growth of performance of existing assets, according to BCG.

Another general trend in the region is clients’ looking for a comprehensive approach to investing, according to Mr AbuShaban.

“Institutional investors or some of the families are seeing a slowdown in the available capital they have to invest and in that sense they are looking at optimizing the way they manage their portfolios and making sure they are not investing haphazardly and different parts of their investment are working together,” said Mr AbuShaban.

Some clients also have a higher appetite for risk, given the low interest-rate environment that does not provide enough yield for some institutional investors. These clients are keen to invest in illiquid assets, such as private equity and infrastructure.

“What we have seen is a desire for higher returns in what has been a low-return environment specifically in various fixed income or bonds,” he said.

“In this environment, we have seen a de facto increase in the risk that clients are taking in things like illiquid investments, private equity investments, infrastructure and private debt, those kind of investments were higher illiquidity results in incrementally higher returns.”

The Abu Dhabi Investment Authority, one of the largest sovereign wealth funds, said in its 2016 report that has gradually increased its exposure in direct private equity and private credit transactions, mainly in Asian markets and especially in China and India. The authority’s private equity department focused on structured equities owing to “their defensive characteristics.”

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•   Spend less than you earn and save the rest. You can do this by earning more, or being frugal. Better still, do both.

•   Invest early, invest often. It takes time to grow your wealth on the stock market. The sooner you begin, the better.

•   Choose the right level of risk. Don't gamble by investing in get-rich-quick schemes or high-risk plays. Don't play it too safe, either, by leaving long-term savings in cash.

•   Diversify. Do not keep all your eggs in one basket. Spread your money between different companies, sectors, markets and asset classes such as bonds and property.

•   Keep charges low. The biggest drag on investment performance is all the charges you pay to advisers and active fund managers.

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•   Forget timing the market. Nobody knows where share prices will go next, so don't try to second-guess them.

•   Stick with it. Do not sell up in a market crash. Use the opportunity to invest more at the lower price.

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