NBA conspiracy theorists suspect the league of manipulating play-off outcomes, mainly through the referees' whistles, to extend a popular series or favour star-laden teams based in large markets.
Hogwash, all of it, though some of the non-calls against the Miami Heat in Game 6 on Sunday did make you wonder.
Look, sceptics, if you are wary about any machinations from behind the curtain, what about The Decision?
LeBron James's hour-long informercial last July to announce he would take "my talents" - notice he did not say "my will to win" - to Miami may have repulsed the masses. But it pleased the NBA, which promotes its hotshots like nobody else. Now it could aim the spotlight toward a city and get a Big Three (James-Dwyane Wade-Chris Bosh) for the price of one.
Further, The Decision inadvertently created a team of anti-heroes, which was cemented by the pep rally where the Bigmouth Three promised South Beach a dynasty.
Villains are good for games of any ilk. Fans often relish cheering against, as much as for, someone. Professional wrestling concocts its own roles and narratives. "Real" sports cannot do so, but any organic results are welcome.
In the NBA, the good guy/evil guy dynamic has been lacking since the Detroit Pistons' Bad Boys, dating back two decades. (The Kobe Bryant-Shaquille O'Neal liaison was too complex for the multitudes to turn on them.)
This time, the league could not have scripted a better scenario. After James's declaration, ESPN became the Heat News Network.
For many other media outlets, he graduated from mere athlete to Hollywood-ish celebrity. (Case in point: the latest rumours - unsubstantiated - that his languid on-court demeanour might be related to girlfriend issues, linked to her supposed affair with another player.)
When the Heat played poorly early this season, the media trashed them. Viewers tuned in to delight in their misery.
When the Heat straightened up later, the media reminded their audience that anything less than a title amounted to failure. Viewers tuned in, fearing collusion by the Bigheaded Three would pave a shortcut to a championship.
Never mind that admirers of the sport set aside their ill will to applaud the Heat's ball sharing and praiseworthy team defence. Even the haters would have to admit Miami played the right way.
And there was delight at the NBA headquarters before the finals when the Heat qualified. A nation's rapt attention was assured.
While the Los Angeles Lakers might have been the preferred foe, the league lucked out with Dallas. The Big Bad Wolf Three made for an ideal counterpoint to the loveable Mavericks.
Desirous to grow the game internationally, the NBA could not have hand-picked a better series MVP than the humble German, Dirk Nowitzki.
NBA fans exulted when Jason Kid deleted his name from the Great Players Never To Win A Ring list.
If there was a potentially obnoxious Mav, it was Mark Cuban, the owner. He uncharacteristically clammed up, even shutting down the venomous e-mails for which he was notorious, thus diverting attention to the deserving players.
The stereotypes fell right into place: virtuous Dallas versus Miami Vice. Rarely before has a fan unaffiliated with either finalist had so clear a choice.
Well, the Bigwig Three got their comeuppance. Media pundits are dumping primarily on James, so he will be spared of such treatment here. (OK: why is LeBron considering a switch to hockey? Because they only play three periods.)
The harsh truth is, he is being punished, in part justifiably, by his vast potential and subsequent comparisons to Michael Jordan, the greatest of all time.
We should high-five James for his team-orientated soul. He tries to get others involved.
We should give two thumbs down for his passive nature, especially in crunch time, and his annoying habit of passing the rock without even considering a shot or drive to the basket.
Unless James undergoes a heart transplant, he will never approach Jordan, or even Magic Johnson or Larry Bird. In the NBA, talent takes you so far, then the will takes over.
Now the league heads into an uncertain off-season, with a lockout looming over what it claims is a broken system that resulted in an aggregate net loss of US$300 million (Dh1.1 billion) this season.
The timing could not be worse, what with the pleasant aftertaste left by a captivating regular and post-season.
Too bad they cannot fix it with a few referees' whistles.
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COMPANY PROFILE
Name: HyperSpace
Started: 2020
Founders: Alexander Heller, Rama Allen and Desi Gonzalez
Based: Dubai, UAE
Sector: Entertainment
Number of staff: 210
Investment raised: $75 million from investors including Galaxy Interactive, Riyadh Season, Sega Ventures and Apis Venture Partners
Key facilities
- Olympic-size swimming pool with a split bulkhead for multi-use configurations, including water polo and 50m/25m training lanes
- Premier League-standard football pitch
- 400m Olympic running track
- NBA-spec basketball court with auditorium
- 600-seat auditorium
- Spaces for historical and cultural exploration
- An elevated football field that doubles as a helipad
- Specialist robotics and science laboratories
- AR and VR-enabled learning centres
- Disruption Lab and Research Centre for developing entrepreneurial skills
What is the FNC?
The Federal National Council is one of five federal authorities established by the UAE constitution. It held its first session on December 2, 1972, a year to the day after Federation.
It has 40 members, eight of whom are women. The members represent the UAE population through each of the emirates. Abu Dhabi and Dubai have eight members each, Sharjah and Ras al Khaimah six, and Ajman, Fujairah and Umm Al Quwain have four.
They bring Emirati issues to the council for debate and put those concerns to ministers summoned for questioning.
The FNC’s main functions include passing, amending or rejecting federal draft laws, discussing international treaties and agreements, and offering recommendations on general subjects raised during sessions.
Federal draft laws must first pass through the FNC for recommendations when members can amend the laws to suit the needs of citizens. The draft laws are then forwarded to the Cabinet for consideration and approval.
Since 2006, half of the members have been elected by UAE citizens to serve four-year terms and the other half are appointed by the Ruler’s Courts of the seven emirates.
In the 2015 elections, 78 of the 252 candidates were women. Women also represented 48 per cent of all voters and 67 per cent of the voters were under the age of 40.
Company profile
Name: Infinite8
Based: Dubai
Launch year: 2017
Number of employees: 90
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Funding: $1.2m from a UAE angel investor
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- Use unique usernames and passwords while enabling multi-factor authentication.
- Use an offline private key, a physical device that requires manual activation, whenever you access your wallet.
- Avoid suspicious social media ads promoting fraudulent schemes.
- Only invest in crypto projects that you fully understand.
- Critically assess whether a project’s promises or returns seem too good to be true.
- Only use reputable platforms that have a track record of strong regulatory compliance.
- Store funds in hardware wallets as opposed to online exchanges.
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When to go: Florida is best experienced during the winter months, from November to May, before the humidity kicks in.
How to get there: Emirates currently flies from Dubai to Orlando five times a week.
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Round 1: January 17-19, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 2: January 22-23, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 3: February 7-9, Dubai Autodrome – Dubai
Round 4: February 14-16, Yas Marina Circuit – Abu Dhabi
Round 5: February 25-27, Jeddah Corniche Circuit – Saudi Arabia
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More than 2.2 million Indian tourists arrived in UAE in 2023
More than 3.5 million Indians reside in UAE
Indian tourists can make purchases in UAE using rupee accounts in India through QR-code-based UPI real-time payment systems
Indian residents in UAE can use their non-resident NRO and NRE accounts held in Indian banks linked to a UAE mobile number for UPI transactions
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Saturday Bournemouth v Leicester City, Chelsea v Manchester City (8.30pm), Huddersfield v Tottenham Hotspur (3.30pm), Manchester United v Crystal Palace, Stoke City v Southampton, West Bromwich Albion v Watford, West Ham United v Swansea City
Sunday Arsenal v Brighton (3pm), Everton v Burnley (5.15pm), Newcastle United v Liverpool (6.30pm)
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1. Unemployment
2. Spread of infectious diseases
3. Fiscal crises
4. Cyber attacks
5. Profound social instability
Top 5 concerns in the Mena region
1. Energy price shock
2. Fiscal crises
3. Spread of infectious diseases
4. Unmanageable inflation
5. Cyber attacks
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