Why 'ping pong' is wrong



"Seriously though, what sport do you really play?" It's the question every table tennis player hates to hear. In terms of frustration it can only be equalled by, "Oh, you mean Ping Pong?", which is, closely followed by, "Don't only Chinese people play that?" Seriously, table tennis; no, not ping pong; and actually, lots of nationalities are proficient at the sport, not least the Swedes, who until recently dominated the game (months of darkness, table tennis is played indoors, go figure).

Far from the glare of the television cameras, table tennis occupies its own little world, with its own loyal fan base, its own pros, and even its own equipment and clothing lines with funny names like Tibhar, Joola and Stiga. It has its own funny little vocabulary too. Not many outside of the table tennis inner circle would be familiar with a "pimples rubber" or indeed "speed glue" (no relation to either acne or drugs).

And despite its small following, anywhere you go in the world it is possible to find a game. In the slums of Cairo you will happen upon the occasional table in the street where you can pay around two Egyptian pounds (Dh1.4) to challenge the last winner. And he's usually fairly handy. One of the most enjoyable games I ever played was in Siem Riep in Cambodia, where a tin-roof shack sheltered five high quality tables and a bunch of locals who played topless and barefoot. The only hindrance was the geckos that would intermittently fall onto the tables from the rafters and hold up play. My opponent casually flicked one off the net with his bat as it struggled to disentangle its tail.

Such places are a world away from the professional leagues of Europe and China, where players compete before large crowds in a variety of national and international competitions. Yet, few outside the sport would even know there are professional table tennis players; dedicated, full-time athletes, competing for contracts and sponsorship, as well as the big prizes. Younger players can earn full college scholarships if they prove their potential in the game, usually with a good national ranking.

Players maintain strict diet and fitness regimens and train mornings and evenings - before and after school, college or work - and extensively on weekends, forsaking social lives in the process. "You can get really, really sick of the game," a former British number one, Alex Perry, told me at a training camp in England many years ago. "You're always knackered and you can't go out that often." Perry went on to win 13 national titles and four Commonwealth gold medals.

And it can be a thankless business. The money does not compare to what top tennis and football players earn, and there won't be hordes of fans in the parking lot after a tournament crowding around the table tennis player's hatchback. "It doesn't go down so well with the ladies," as one Irish player put it (though in somewhat less presentable words). Still, table tennis is one of the most highly-skilled sports in the world, and certainly the most skillful out of all the racquet sports.

The bat says a lot about how the game is played. It is made up of a blade, which is the wooden paddle and adjoining handle, and two rubbers, one red and one black. There is a baffling array of brands catering to each component, which players chose according to their style of play. The use of rubbers in table tennis enables players to put a level of spin on the ball not possible with stringed tennis or squash racquets. Judging the spin of the ball, in fact, is a complete set of skills in itself.

The game is played at an extraordinarily high tempo and is great to watch. In the time it takes to make one shot in tennis, two or three have been taken in table tennis, and the average stroke requires just as much exertion. More often than not players end up 10 or 15 yards back from the table during rallies. In the university, at the table tennis stand the club set up during the fresher's fair, organisers asked us to turn off the VCR showing classic matches as too many people were crowding around to watch and were blocking up the hallway.

"Uh, this isn't, like, uh, ping pong," one sheepish fresher said after a particularly exciting rally. "It's, uh, like, tennis?on a table?" Over 150 people signed up to the club on that day alone, including the insightful young fresher. Television ratings reflect the crowd's enthusiasm at the fresher's fair. Table tennis broadcast during the Olympics, and even replays of competitions shown at obscure hours on the BBC and Eurosport, consistently draw high ratings. Yet as soon as these events are over table tennis drops off the airwaves, like so many falling geckos. Most fans resort to buying dvds over the internet.

Only in places where table tennis is particularly popular, like Sweden, China and some Eastern European countries, is the game a regular feature on television. Table tennis players there are household names, appearing on talk shows and in advertisements. "You wouldn't believe it," a fellow player once told me after returning from a training camp in Sweden one summer. "Table tennis players are like celebrities over there, they have them on TV shows and billboards."

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Ads on social media can 'normalise' drugs

A UK report on youth social media habits commissioned by advocacy group Volteface found a quarter of young people were exposed to illegal drug dealers on social media.

The poll of 2,006 people aged 16-24 assessed their exposure to drug dealers online in a nationally representative survey.

Of those admitting to seeing drugs for sale online, 56 per cent saw them advertised on Snapchat, 55 per cent on Instagram and 47 per cent on Facebook.

Cannabis was the drug most pushed by online dealers, with 63 per cent of survey respondents claiming to have seen adverts on social media for the drug, followed by cocaine (26 per cent) and MDMA/ecstasy, with 24 per cent of people.

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A Kensington Palace Gardens house with 15 bedrooms is valued at more than £150 million.

A three-storey penthouse at Chelsea Waterfront bought for £22 million.

Steel company Evraz drops more than 10 per cent in trading after UK officials said it was potentially supplying the Russian military.

Sale of Chelsea Football Club is now impossible.

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Name: HyperSpace
 
Started: 2020
 
Founders: Alexander Heller, Rama Allen and Desi Gonzalez
 
Based: Dubai, UAE
 
Sector: Entertainment 
 
Number of staff: 210 
 
Investment raised: $75 million from investors including Galaxy Interactive, Riyadh Season, Sega Ventures and Apis Venture Partners
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$1,000 award for 1,000 days on madrasa portal

Daily cash awards of $1,000 dollars will sweeten the Madrasa e-learning project by tempting more pupils to an education portal to deepen their understanding of math and sciences.

School children are required to watch an educational video each day and answer a question related to it. They then enter into a raffle draw for the $1,000 prize.

“We are targeting everyone who wants to learn. This will be $1,000 for 1,000 days so there will be a winner every day for 1,000 days,” said Sara Al Nuaimi, project manager of the Madrasa e-learning platform that was launched on Tuesday by the Vice President and Ruler of Dubai, to reach Arab pupils from kindergarten to grade 12 with educational videos.  

“The objective of the Madrasa is to become the number one reference for all Arab students in the world. The 5,000 videos we have online is just the beginning, we have big ambitions. Today in the Arab world there are 50 million students. We want to reach everyone who is willing to learn.”

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Engine: 2.7-litre 4-cylinder Turbomax
Power: 310hp
Torque: 583Nm
Transmission: 8-speed automatic
Price: From Dh192,500
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Bantamweight: Victor Nunes (BRA) beat Azizbek Satibaldiev (KYG). Round 1 KO

Featherweight: Izzeddin Farhan (JOR) beat Ozodbek Azimov (UZB). Round 1 rear naked choke

Middleweight: Zaakir Badat (RSA) beat Ercin Sirin (TUR). Round 1 triangle choke

Featherweight: Ali Alqaisi (JOR) beat Furkatbek Yokubov (UZB). Round 1 TKO

Featherweight: Abu Muslim Alikhanov (RUS) beat Atabek Abdimitalipov (KYG). Unanimous decision

Catchweight 74kg: Mirafzal Akhtamov (UZB) beat Marcos Costa (BRA). Split decision

Welterweight: Andre Fialho (POR) beat Sang Hoon-yu (KOR). Round 1 TKO

Lightweight: John Mitchell (IRE) beat Arbi Emiev (RUS). Round 2 RSC (deep cuts)

Middleweight: Gianni Melillo (ITA) beat Mohammed Karaki (LEB)

Welterweight: Handesson Ferreira (BRA) beat Amiran Gogoladze (GEO). Unanimous decision

Flyweight (Female): Carolina Jimenez (VEN) beat Lucrezia Ria (ITA), Round 1 rear naked choke

Welterweight: Daniel Skibinski (POL) beat Acoidan Duque (ESP). Round 3 TKO

Lightweight: Martun Mezhlumyan (ARM) beat Attila Korkmaz (TUR). Unanimous decision

Bantamweight: Ray Borg (USA) beat Jesse Arnett (CAN). Unanimous decision

POSSIBLE ENGLAND EURO 2020 SQUAD

Goalkeepers: Jordan Pickford, Nick Pope, Dean Henderson.
Defenders: Trent Alexander-Arnold, Kieran Trippier, Joe Gomez, John Stones, Harry Maguire, Tyrone Mings, Ben Chilwell, Fabian Delph.
Midfielders: Declan Rice, Harry Winks, Jordan Henderson, Ross Barkley, Mason Mount, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain.
Forwards: Harry Kane, Raheem Sterling, Marcus Rashford, Jadon Sancho, Tammy Abraham, Callum Hudson-Odoi.

The specs
Engine: Long-range single or dual motor with 200kW or 400kW battery
Power: 268bhp / 536bhp
Torque: 343Nm / 686Nm
Transmission: Single-speed automatic
Max touring range: 620km / 590km
Price: From Dh250,000 (estimated)
On sale: Later this year
'My Son'

Director: Christian Carion

Starring: James McAvoy, Claire Foy, Tom Cullen, Gary Lewis

Rating: 2/5

The specs: 2019 Haval H6

Price, base: Dh69,900

Engine: 2.0-litre turbocharged four-cylinder

Transmission: Seven-speed automatic

Power: 197hp @ 5,500rpm

Torque: 315Nm @ 2,000rpm

Fuel economy, combined: 7.0L / 100km

Eyasses squad

Charlie Preston (captain) – goal shooter/ goalkeeper (Dubai College)

Arushi Holt (vice-captain) – wing defence / centre (Jumeriah English Speaking School)  

Olivia Petricola (vice-captain) – centre / wing attack (Dubai English Speaking College)

Isabel Affley – goalkeeper / goal defence (Dubai English Speaking College)

Jemma Eley – goal attack / wing attack (Dubai College)

Alana Farrell-Morton – centre / wing / defence / wing attack (Nord Anglia International School)

Molly Fuller – goal attack / wing attack (Dubai College)

Caitlin Gowdy – goal defence / wing defence (Dubai English Speaking College)

Noorulain Hussain – goal defence / wing defence (Dubai College)

Zahra Hussain-Gillani – goal defence / goalkeeper (British School Al Khubairat)

Claire Janssen – goal shooter / goal attack (Jumeriah English Speaking School)         

Eliza Petricola – wing attack / centre (Dubai English Speaking College)

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FIXTURES

West Asia Premiership

Dubai Hurricanes v Dubai Knights Eagles

Dubai Tigers v Bahrain

Jebel Ali Dragons v Abu Dhabi Harlequins

UAE Division 1

Dubai Sharks v Dubai Hurricanes II

Al Ain Amblers v Dubai Knights Eagles II

Dubai Tigers II v Abu Dhabi Saracens

Jebel Ali Dragons II v Abu Dhabi Harlequins II

Sharjah Wanderers v Dubai Exiles II

 

LAST SEASON

West Asia Premiership

Winners – Bahrain

Runners-up – Dubai Exiles

UAE Premiership

Winners – Abu Dhabi Harlequins

Runners-up – Jebel Ali Dragons

Dubai Rugby Sevens

Winners – Dubai Hurricanes

Runners-up – Abu Dhabi Harlequins

UAE Conference

Winners – Dubai Tigers

Runners-up – Al Ain Amblers

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