Maybe this is why pencils in golf do not have erasers.
Latter-day attempts at revisionist history often prove embarrassing, if not professionally damaging and polarising.
Greg Norman, who has generally handled myriad career setbacks with class and decorum that few other top stars could have mustered, has been not-so-gently reminded of that notion this week.
During a lengthy piece on Australian television, the Shark claimed that during his cataclysmic Sunday splashdown at the 1996 Masters, where he blew a six-shot overnight lead to lose to Nick Faldo, he had back pain. "I tried to walk it off but I couldn't," Norman recalled. "I told my coach, 'Today's not going to be easy'."
That last part, he recalled quite correctly. The ignominious day still stands as the largest overnight lead ever blown after three rounds at a major championship.
That the long-time world No?1, who famously blew 54-hole leads at every major, waited nearly two decades to trot out this version of events instantly drew raised eyebrows, as aficionados went snarky on Sharky. All the old cutlery was back out of the drawer.
One Welsh scribe mused of Norman's closing 78: "His spine did indeed seem to fall out."
At no point in the round did Norman appear injured, other than bruises inflicted to his pride.
Legendary basketball coach John Wooden once said, "Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them."
Especially 17 years later.
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Install an air filter in your home.
Close your windows and turn on the AC.
Shower or bath after being outside.
Wear a face mask.
Stay indoors when conditions are particularly poor.
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An Islamic bond structured in a way to generate returns without violating Sharia strictures on prohibition of interest.
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Hobby: Running and watching Welsh rugby
Travel destination: Cyprus in the summer
Life goals: To be an aspirational and passionate University educator, enjoy life, be healthy and be the best dad possible.
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Rat:witty, creative, charming
Ox:diligent, perseverent, conservative
Rabbit:gracious, considerate, sensitive
Dragon:prosperous, brave, rash
Snake:calm, thoughtful, stubborn
Horse:faithful, energetic, carefree
Sheep:easy-going, peacemaker, curious
Monkey:family-orientated, clever, playful
Rooster:honest, confident, pompous
Dog:loyal, kind, perfectionist
Boar:loving, tolerant, indulgent
Find the right policy for you
Don’t wait until the week you fly to sign up for insurance – get it when you book your trip. Insurance covers you for cancellation and anything else that can go wrong before you leave.
Some insurers, such as World Nomads, allow you to book once you are travelling – but, as Mr Mohammed found out, pre-existing medical conditions are not covered.
Check your credit card before booking insurance to see if you have any travel insurance as a benefit – most UAE banks, such as Emirates NBD, First Abu Dhabi Bank and Abu Dhabi Islamic Bank, have cards that throw in insurance as part of their package. But read the fine print – they may only cover emergencies while you’re travelling, not cancellation before a trip.
Pre-existing medical conditions such as a heart condition, diabetes, epilepsy and even asthma may not be included as standard. Again, check the terms, exclusions and limitations of any insurance carefully.
If you want trip cancellation or curtailment, baggage loss or delay covered, you may need a higher-grade plan, says Ambareen Musa of Souqalmal.com. Decide how much coverage you need for emergency medical expenses or personal liability. Premium insurance packages give up to $1 million (Dh3.7m) in each category, Ms Musa adds.
Don’t wait for days to call your insurer if you need to make a claim. You may be required to notify them within 72 hours. Gather together all receipts, emails and reports to prove that you paid for something, that you didn’t use it and that you did not get reimbursed.
Finally, consider optional extras you may need, says Sarah Pickford of Travel Counsellors, such as a winter sports holiday. Also ensure all individuals can travel independently on that cover, she adds. And remember: “Cheap isn’t necessarily best.”