Boards of Canada's new album best suited to hardcore fans


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Marcus Eoin and Michael Sandison specialise in what you might call "inexact science". Operating since at least 1995 (in keeping with their aesthetic, the group are artfully vague about their early history) as Boards Of Canada, the Scottish band have challenged many of the traditional reference points of electronic music. Theirs aren't albums that fetishise efficiency and technology, hedonism or travel, and they don't seem to have much interest in emulating or soundtracking that electronica fallback position: the busy urban experience.

Instead, much as 1960s rock groups were said to be "getting their heads together in the country", in their music, the pair (who take their name from the Canadian National Film Board, makers of, among other things, nature documentaries) draw inspiration from the currents of the natural world: sunsets, campfires, beaches, birds of prey. All round, the music of Boards of Canada speaks more about the organic and the fallible than it does about the certainties of the computer. In describing it, the band have occasionally referenced psychedelic drugs.

So, at any rate, it has delightfully been for the three albums (alongside great stand-alone EPs) that the pair have made for Warp records since 1998. The best music by Boards of Canada, such as, say, Kid for Today from their In a Beautiful Place Out in the Country EP of 2000, Alpha and Omega from their second album Geogaddi (2002) or the lovely Jacquard Causeway here, is propelled by hip-hop beats, but builds on them with melancholic chords and wonderfully eerie top-line melodies. These are then treated with delay and echo to a mesmerising effect. Voices periodically emerge from amid radio static. It's like hearing a tune actively being passed from generation to generation, gathering dust, subject to decay but retaining its essence.

This is obviously minutely organised stuff, but the cumulative effect is probably more folkloric, even mystic. The band themselves, while not completely unavailable (they even occasionally give interviews) aren't afraid of encouraging this.

They have built their own mythology based around shapes (they derive from a Pentland Hills art collective called Hexagon Sun, now the name of their studio), and significant numbers (70, a "weird number", is one of them). Their second album Geogaddi, rightly thought to be a far darker record than their 1998 debut Music Has the Right to Children, (in which the gay laughter of children was a feature of the soundworld) is 66 minutes and six seconds long. Like, 666, right?

The band has a devoted fan community that dissects and anatomises just this kind of thing. A post from a few weeks ago speculates of Kid For Today: "It has been suggested that the percussive clicking sound heard throughout is the noise of a slide projector …" Another notes that the combined file size of Geogaddi is 666MB. In fact, so filled with mysteries and unanswered questions is the band's music, Boards of Canada fans have begun their own investigations, a happy and supremely creative fog of myth and supposition that has provided the same kind of diverting and confounding relationship to the Boards Of Canada musical experience that a selection of good DVD extras might have to a feature film.

With their new album, the excellent Tomorrow's Harvest, the band and its agents have actively sought to harness and collude in this kind of forensic interest in their work. On Record Store Day (April 20th 2013, an occasion when music artists gather together to celebrate the vinyl record and the high street outlets that sell it), the band dropped copies of a record into select stores. The audio of the record contained nothing but a sequence of numbers and a clue to their place in a sequence. The fortunate guy who bought a disc in New York's Other Music outlet hopes to fund his college education with the proceeds of an eBay resale. The six weeks or so since has, for Boards of Canada fans and amateur sleuths (the two are often indistinguishable), proved enormously entertaining, an unfolding series of clues uncovering a website for a mysterious front company (www.cosecha-transmisiones.com) into which the sequence of numbers might find a home.

The most dramatic moment in the campaign was probably when someone on a Boards of Canada messageboard noticed that a banner advert had changed location and appearance on the site. They opened it in an editor and found a new clue, placed within the code for the banner. The "Cosecha" website ultimately revealed the album's title and release date.

For those of us in the fortunate position to be able to request the album through a representative from the record company, the situation is pretty awe-inspiring. Rather than attempting to market to a new audience, the events of the last few weeks imply that the only people who deserve to hear the first Boards of Canada album for eight years are those people who have such empathy with the artist that they will actively interpret the minute barometric changes that let you know it is on the way.

Nothing, it turns out, could be further from the truth. Certainly, the tone of Tomorrow's Harvest is minutely controlled, and features some of the band's classic strategies (an implied ecological agenda; an involving use of melancholic chording and hip-hop drums). But whereas Boards of Canada's music has often drawn strength from appearing ghostly, even accidental, this is an album that feels broadcast, not merely overheard. It feels designed to be engaging, as if (to pick up the film analogy), having put together a trailer that promised so much, it is particularly vital that the main feature should not be disappointing.

Assuredly, it is not. Unusually for Boards of Canada, this is an album where you cannot only speak about compelling mood and mind-expanding atmospheres, but also about influences and standout tracks. The excellent Reach for the Dead is the first such: a widescreen piece that opens with what may be ominous, distant distorted guitar feedback, but which quickly evolves into a beatific drone reminiscent of the 1970s Kosmische of Klaus Schulze. A driving pulse propels the song towards its close in a joyous fanfare. It's evocative of new dawns, scientific breakthroughs: men with beards and white coats, cells dividing under a microscope, man and machine, working in harmony. That, however, may be a misleading hope.

A while later, we find the longest track, Jacquard Causeway which (like the nuclear winter techno of Cold Earth) calls to mind Kraftwerk's Radio-activity album, in which Geiger counter crackles, decaying melodies and radio static were juxtaposed in a supremely artful comment on global communities: easily connected by radio waves but just as easily destroyed by radiation. Given this reference, it may be helpful to note that Tomorrow's Harvest, it turns out, is also the name of an online retailer of long-life foods for survivalists.

In the context of great tunes like this, the likes of Telepath (in which numbers are solemnly intoned) or Collapse (in which human voices are malevolently submerged) can feel a little like scare tactics. Really, the group have no need of them, such is their command of ambiguous mood. The punning Split Your Infinities has its shadows lifted by insistent hi-hat rhythm, while the following Uritual, with its electronic cicada and Morse pulses is a far darker transmission. Sick Times, at about the halfway point, fills the sound picture with gloomy synthesiser, but soon crests the wave of an insistent and joyous dance beat: it could conceivably be early 1990s work by Orbital, then pioneers in rurally minded techno.

Having managed the mood (loosely: questing, into a thrilling but uncertain future) impressively, it is in the final four tracks that Boards of Canada show their mastery of an engrossing musical drama.

A suite that begins quietly with Sundown, it peaks with the driving New Seeds (by far the album's most insistent track, and soon no doubt to be a fixture of TV continuity). The closing Come to Dust (stirringly tuneful like Roxy Music's Avalon) and Semena Mertvykh (which a brief investigation suggests may mean something like Dead Knowledge) provide an elegiac point of departure.

An assumption of graphology, by which handwriting is analysed, is that those who form letters with no ambiguity, whose writing is apparently easiest to read, have the most to hide. Those whose script at first appears filled with problems of interpretation, ironically, are in fact the very people who are inviting you in.

Self-evidently, Boards of Canada are the warmest examples of that second case, enticing us with clues to their apparently inscrutable world, but revealing a place of beauty, fragility and great adventure once inside.

It's an engrossing place. But as to what it all actually means? The definitive answer will hopefully elude us for a while yet.

John Robinson is associate editor of Uncut and the Guardian Guide's rock critic. He lives in London.

Despacito's dominance in numbers

Released: 2017

Peak chart position: No.1 in more than 47 countries, including the United States, the United Kingdom, Australia and Lebanon

Views: 5.3 billion on YouTube

Sales: With 10 million downloads in the US, Despacito became the first Latin single to receive Diamond sales certification

Streams: 1.3 billion combined audio and video by the end of 2017, making it the biggest digital hit of the year.

Awards: 17, including Record of the Year at last year’s prestigious Latin Grammy Awards, as well as five Billboard Music Awards

MATCH INFO

Champions League quarter-final, first leg

Tottenham Hotspur v Manchester City, Tuesday, 11pm (UAE)

Matches can be watched on BeIN Sports

UAE v Gibraltar

What: International friendly

When: 7pm kick off

Where: Rugby Park, Dubai Sports City

Admission: Free

Online: The match will be broadcast live on Dubai Exiles’ Facebook page

UAE squad: Lucas Waddington (Dubai Exiles), Gio Fourie (Exiles), Craig Nutt (Abu Dhabi Harlequins), Phil Brady (Harlequins), Daniel Perry (Dubai Hurricanes), Esekaia Dranibota (Harlequins), Matt Mills (Exiles), Jaen Botes (Exiles), Kristian Stinson (Exiles), Murray Reason (Abu Dhabi Saracens), Dave Knight (Hurricanes), Ross Samson (Jebel Ali Dragons), DuRandt Gerber (Exiles), Saki Naisau (Dragons), Andrew Powell (Hurricanes), Emosi Vacanau (Harlequins), Niko Volavola (Dragons), Matt Richards (Dragons), Luke Stevenson (Harlequins), Josh Ives (Dubai Sports City Eagles), Sean Stevens (Saracens), Thinus Steyn (Exiles)

The five pillars of Islam

1. Fasting 

2. Prayer 

3. Hajj 

4. Shahada 

5. Zakat 

Coffee: black death or elixir of life?

It is among the greatest health debates of our time; splashed across newspapers with contradicting headlines - is coffee good for you or not?

Depending on what you read, it is either a cancer-causing, sleep-depriving, stomach ulcer-inducing black death or the secret to long life, cutting the chance of stroke, diabetes and cancer.

The latest research - a study of 8,412 people across the UK who each underwent an MRI heart scan - is intended to put to bed (caffeine allowing) conflicting reports of the pros and cons of consumption.

The study, funded by the British Heart Foundation, contradicted previous findings that it stiffens arteries, putting pressure on the heart and increasing the likelihood of a heart attack or stroke, leading to warnings to cut down.

Numerous studies have recognised the benefits of coffee in cutting oral and esophageal cancer, the risk of a stroke and cirrhosis of the liver. 

The benefits are often linked to biologically active compounds including caffeine, flavonoids, lignans, and other polyphenols, which benefit the body. These and othetr coffee compounds regulate genes involved in DNA repair, have anti-inflammatory properties and are associated with lower risk of insulin resistance, which is linked to type-2 diabetes.

But as doctors warn, too much of anything is inadvisable. The British Heart Foundation found the heaviest coffee drinkers in the study were most likely to be men who smoked and drank alcohol regularly.

Excessive amounts of coffee also unsettle the stomach causing or contributing to stomach ulcers. It also stains the teeth over time, hampers absorption of minerals and vitamins like zinc and iron.

It also raises blood pressure, which is largely problematic for people with existing conditions.

So the heaviest drinkers of the black stuff - some in the study had up to 25 cups per day - may want to rein it in.

Rory Reynolds

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Farage on Muslim Brotherhood

Nigel Farage told Reform's annual conference that the party will proscribe the Muslim Brotherhood if he becomes Prime Minister.
"We will stop dangerous organisations with links to terrorism operating in our country," he said. "Quite why we've been so gutless about this – both Labour and Conservative – I don't know.
“All across the Middle East, countries have banned and proscribed the Muslim Brotherhood as a dangerous organisation. We will do the very same.”
It is 10 years since a ground-breaking report into the Muslim Brotherhood by Sir John Jenkins.
Among the former diplomat's findings was an assessment that “the use of extreme violence in the pursuit of the perfect Islamic society” has “never been institutionally disowned” by the movement.
The prime minister at the time, David Cameron, who commissioned the report, said membership or association with the Muslim Brotherhood was a "possible indicator of extremism" but it would not be banned.

UAE currency: the story behind the money in your pockets
Why does a queen bee feast only on royal jelly?

Some facts about bees:

The queen bee eats only royal jelly, an extraordinary food created by worker bees so she lives much longer

The life cycle of a worker bee is from 40-60 days

A queen bee lives for 3-5 years

This allows her to lay millions of eggs and allows the continuity of the bee colony

About 20,000 honey bees and one queen populate each hive

Honey is packed with vital vitamins, minerals, enzymes, water and anti-oxidants.

Apart from honey, five other products are royal jelly, the special food bees feed their queen 

Pollen is their protein source, a super food that is nutritious, rich in amino acids

Beewax is used to construct the combs. Due to its anti-fungal, anti-bacterial elements, it is used in skin treatments

Propolis, a resin-like material produced by bees is used to make hives. It has natural antibiotic qualities so works to sterilize hive,  protects from disease, keeps their home free from germs. Also used to treat sores, infection, warts

Bee venom is used by bees to protect themselves. Has anti-inflammatory properties, sometimes used to relieve conditions such as rheumatoid arthritis, nerve and muscle pain

Honey, royal jelly, pollen have health enhancing qualities

The other three products are used for therapeutic purposes

Is beekeeping dangerous?

As long as you deal with bees gently, you will be safe, says Mohammed Al Najeh, who has worked with bees since he was a boy.

“The biggest mistake people make is they panic when they see a bee. They are small but smart creatures. If you move your hand quickly to hit the bees, this is an aggressive action and bees will defend themselves. They can sense the adrenalin in our body. But if we are calm, they are move away.”

 

 

TO ALL THE BOYS: ALWAYS AND FOREVER

Directed by: Michael Fimognari

Starring: Lana Condor and Noah Centineo

Two stars

Labour dispute

The insured employee may still file an ILOE claim even if a labour dispute is ongoing post termination, but the insurer may suspend or reject payment, until the courts resolve the dispute, especially if the reason for termination is contested. The outcome of the labour court proceedings can directly affect eligibility.


- Abdullah Ishnaneh, Partner, BSA Law 

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ACL Elite (West) - fixtures

Monday, Sept 30

Al Sadd v Esteghlal (8pm)
Persepolis v Pakhtakor (8pm)
Al Wasl v Al Ahli (8pm)
Al Nassr v Al Rayyan (10pm)

Tuesday, Oct 1
Al Hilal v Al Shorta (10pm)
Al Gharafa v Al Ain (10pm)

Brief scores:

Manchester City 3

Bernardo Silva 16', Sterling 57', Gundogan 79'

Bournemouth 1

Wilson 44'

Man of the match: Leroy Sane (Manchester City)

Most wanted allegations
  • Benjamin Macann, 32: involvement in cocaine smuggling gang.
  • Jack Mayle, 30: sold drugs from a phone line called the Flavour Quest.
  • Callum Halpin, 27: over the 2018 murder of a rival drug dealer. 
  • Asim Naveed, 29: accused of being the leader of a gang that imported cocaine.
  • Calvin Parris, 32: accused of buying cocaine from Naveed and selling it on.
  • John James Jones, 31: allegedly stabbed two people causing serious injuries.
  • Callum Michael Allan, 23: alleged drug dealing and assaulting an emergency worker.
  • Dean Garforth, 29: part of a crime gang that sold drugs and guns.
  • Joshua Dillon Hendry, 30: accused of trafficking heroin and crack cocain. 
  • Mark Francis Roberts, 28: grievous bodily harm after a bungled attempt to steal a £60,000 watch.
  • James ‘Jamie’ Stevenson, 56: for arson and over the seizure of a tonne of cocaine.
  • Nana Oppong, 41: shot a man eight times in a suspected gangland reprisal attack. 
Key features of new policy

Pupils to learn coding and other vocational skills from Grade 6

Exams to test critical thinking and application of knowledge

A new National Assessment Centre, PARAKH (Performance, Assessment, Review and Analysis for Holistic Development) will form the standard for schools

Schools to implement online system to encouraging transparency and accountability

Red Sparrow

Dir: Francis Lawrence

Starring: Jennifer Lawrence, Joel Egerton, Charlotte Rampling, Jeremy Irons

Three stars

Our legal consultant

Name: Dr Hassan Mohsen Elhais

Position: legal consultant with Al Rowaad Advocates and Legal Consultants.

Who's who in Yemen conflict

Houthis: Iran-backed rebels who occupy Sanaa and run unrecognised government

Yemeni government: Exiled government in Aden led by eight-member Presidential Leadership Council

Southern Transitional Council: Faction in Yemeni government that seeks autonomy for the south

Habrish 'rebels': Tribal-backed forces feuding with STC over control of oil in government territory

ONCE UPON A TIME IN GAZA

Starring: Nader Abd Alhay, Majd Eid, Ramzi Maqdisi

Directors: Tarzan and Arab Nasser

Rating: 4.5/5

MATCH INFO

Euro 2020 qualifier

Fixture: Liechtenstein v Italy, Tuesday, 10.45pm (UAE)

TV: Match is shown on BeIN Sports

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The specs

Engine: 5.0-litre V8

Power: 480hp at 7,250rpm

Torque: 566Nm at 4,600rpm

Transmission: 10-speed auto

Fuel consumption: L/100km

Price: Dh306,495

On sale: now

Key facilities
  • Olympic-size swimming pool with a split bulkhead for multi-use configurations, including water polo and 50m/25m training lanes
  • Premier League-standard football pitch
  • 400m Olympic running track
  • NBA-spec basketball court with auditorium
  • 600-seat auditorium
  • Spaces for historical and cultural exploration
  • An elevated football field that doubles as a helipad
  • Specialist robotics and science laboratories
  • AR and VR-enabled learning centres
  • Disruption Lab and Research Centre for developing entrepreneurial skills
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U19 WORLD CUP, WEST INDIES

UAE group fixtures (all in St Kitts)
Saturday 15 January: v Canada
Thursday 20 January: v England
Saturday 22 January: v Bangladesh

UAE squad
Alishan Sharafu (captain), Shival Bawa, Jash Giyanani, Sailles Jaishankar, Nilansh Keswani, Aayan Khan, Punya Mehra, Ali Naseer, Ronak Panoly, Dhruv Parashar, Vinayak Raghavan, Soorya Sathish, Aryansh Sharma, Adithya Shetty, Kai Smith

RESULTS

Bantamweight

Victor Nunes (BRA) beat Siyovush Gulmamadov (TJK)

(Split decision)

Featherweight

Hussein Salim (IRQ) beat Shakhriyor Juraev (UZB)

(Round 1 submission, armbar)

Catchweight 80kg

Rashed Dawood (UAE) beat Otabek Kadirov (UZB)

(Round-1 submission, rear naked choke)

Lightweight

Ho Taek-oh (KOR) beat Ronald Girones (CUB)

(Round 3 submission, triangle choke)

Lightweight

Arthur Zaynukov (RUS) beat Damien Lapilus (FRA)

(Unanimous points)

Bantamweight

Vinicius de Oliveira (BRA) beat Furkatbek Yokubov (RUS)

(Round 1 TKO)

Featherweight

Movlid Khaybulaev (RUS) v Zaka Fatullazade (AZE)

(Round 1 rear naked choke)

Flyweight

Shannon Ross (TUR) beat Donovon Freelow (USA)

(Unanimous decision)

Lightweight

Dan Collins (GBR) beat Mohammad Yahya (UAE)

(Round 2 submission D’arce choke)

Catchweight 73kg

Martun Mezhulmyan (ARM) beat Islam Mamedov (RUS)

(Round 3 submission, kneebar)

Bantamweight world title

Xavier Alaoui (MAR) beat Jaures Dea (CAM)

(Unanimous points 48-46, 49-45, 49-45)

Flyweight world title

Manon Fiorot (FRA) v Gabriela Campo (ARG)

(Round 1 RSC)

Origin
Dan Brown
Doubleday

Terror attacks in Paris, November 13, 2015

- At 9.16pm, three suicide attackers killed one person outside the Atade de France during a foootball match between France and Germany- At 9.25pm, three attackers opened fire on restaurants and cafes over 20 minutes, killing 39 people- Shortly after 9.40pm, three other attackers launched a three-hour raid on the Bataclan, in which 1,500 people had gathered to watch a rock concert. In total, 90 people were killed- Salah Abdeslam, the only survivor of the terrorists, did not directly participate in the attacks, thought to be due to a technical glitch in his suicide vest- He fled to Belgium and was involved in attacks on Brussels in March 2016. He is serving a life sentence in France

A State of Passion

Directors: Carol Mansour and Muna Khalidi

Stars: Dr Ghassan Abu-Sittah

Rating: 4/5

End of free parking

- paid-for parking will be rolled across Abu Dhabi island on August 18

- drivers will have three working weeks leeway before fines are issued

- areas that are currently free to park - around Sheikh Zayed Bridge, Maqta Bridge, Mussaffah Bridge and the Corniche - will now require a ticket

- villa residents will need a permit to park outside their home. One vehicle is Dh800 and a second is Dh1,200. 

- The penalty for failing to pay for a ticket after 10 minutes will be Dh200

- Parking on a patch of sand will incur a fine of Dh300

Frankenstein in Baghdad
Ahmed Saadawi
​​​​​​​Penguin Press

How to watch Ireland v Pakistan in UAE

When: The one-off Test starts on Friday, May 11
What time: Each day’s play is scheduled to start at 2pm UAE time.
TV: The match will be broadcast on OSN Sports Cricket HD. Subscribers to the channel can also stream the action live on OSN Play.

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The Cockroach

 (Vintage)

Ian McEwan 
 

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APPLE IPAD MINI (A17 PRO)

Display: 21cm Liquid Retina Display, 2266 x 1488, 326ppi, 500 nits

Chip: Apple A17 Pro, 6-core CPU, 5-core GPU, 16-core Neural Engine

Storage: 128/256/512GB

Main camera: 12MP wide, f/1.8, digital zoom up to 5x, Smart HDR 4

Front camera: 12MP ultra-wide, f/2.4, Smart HDR 4, full-HD @ 25/30/60fps

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COMPANY PROFILE
Company name: BorrowMe (BorrowMe.com)

Date started: August 2021

Founder: Nour Sabri

Based: Dubai, UAE

Sector: E-commerce / Marketplace

Size: Two employees

Funding stage: Seed investment

Initial investment: $200,000

Investors: Amr Manaa (director, PwC Middle East) 

Timeline

2012-2015

The company offers payments/bribes to win key contracts in the Middle East

May 2017

The UK SFO officially opens investigation into Petrofac’s use of agents, corruption, and potential bribery to secure contracts

September 2021

Petrofac pleads guilty to seven counts of failing to prevent bribery under the UK Bribery Act

October 2021

Court fines Petrofac £77 million for bribery. Former executive receives a two-year suspended sentence 

December 2024

Petrofac enters into comprehensive restructuring to strengthen the financial position of the group

May 2025

The High Court of England and Wales approves the company’s restructuring plan

July 2025

The Court of Appeal issues a judgment challenging parts of the restructuring plan

August 2025

Petrofac issues a business update to execute the restructuring and confirms it will appeal the Court of Appeal decision

October 2025

Petrofac loses a major TenneT offshore wind contract worth €13 billion. Holding company files for administration in the UK. Petrofac delisted from the London Stock Exchange

November 2025

180 Petrofac employees laid off in the UAE

Gender pay parity on track in the UAE

The UAE has a good record on gender pay parity, according to Mercer's Total Remuneration Study.

"In some of the lower levels of jobs women tend to be paid more than men, primarily because men are employed in blue collar jobs and women tend to be employed in white collar jobs which pay better," said Ted Raffoul, career products leader, Mena at Mercer. "I am yet to see a company in the UAE – particularly when you are looking at a blue chip multinationals or some of the bigger local companies – that actively discriminates when it comes to gender on pay."

Mr Raffoul said most gender issues are actually due to the cultural class, as the population is dominated by Asian and Arab cultures where men are generally expected to work and earn whereas women are meant to start a family.

"For that reason, we see a different gender gap. There are less women in senior roles because women tend to focus less on this but that’s not due to any companies having a policy penalising women for any reasons – it’s a cultural thing," he said.

As a result, Mr Raffoul said many companies in the UAE are coming up with benefit package programmes to help working mothers and the career development of women in general.